How often does that rise up for the average horndog?īefore embarking on my mission, I decided to ask event planner Robert Pope of Picture Perfect Productions what to expect. On the other hand, I was being offered an opportunity to judge a beauty contest. "What are your judgments of these women based on? encourage bulimia and anorexia and all kinds of bad things." I'm being given license to gawk lecherously at a score of scantily clad women while they try to make their best first impression parading their talents on a nearby stage. One gal pal asked me, "Doesn't it bother you?"īother me? Let me think. My intellectual female friends didn't buy this argument, however, when I told them I was going to be a judge at the Miss Hawaiian Tropic International pageant at Polly Esther's in downtown San Jose. In fact, women are better than men at many things-and one of them is modeling skimpy swimwear for beauty contests. I don't consider men inherently superior intellectually or more capable physically, despite our God-given ability to urinate standing up. That, of course, puts me in league with every other Y-chromosome-carrying primate in the world except for eunuchs and Gray Davis.īut being a horndog doesn't mean I'm a chauvinist. Metroactive News & Issues | Miss Hawaiian Tropic International PageantĪre the scantily clad women who parade in swimsuit contests sex objects? No way, dude!īEFORE I DAZZLE YOU with my witty prose, let me first offer a self-conscious disclaimer: I am a horndog.
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